Boston is a unique city. On the one hand, the city is a center of academic learning, with over 50 colleges and universities in the Greater Boston area, including some of the highest rated colleges and graduate schools in the world. The city also has several highly rated hospitals, and people come from all over the world to go to Massachusetts General Hospital and other Boston area medical facilities. On the other hand, people from Boston have funny accents, drive like maniacs, and are overzealous sports fanatics. But that’s what makes them so much fun to laugh at and with. So enjoy these 10 Boston jokes and pass them on.
Boston Jokes
1. Why did the Bostonian bring a ladder to the bar?
To get to the Sam Adams on the top shelf.
2. Why are Bostonians so good at math?
Because they divide lanes in traffic.
3. What do you call a calm Boston driver?
A tourist.
4. Why don’t Bostonians use GPS?
Because they already know the shortcut through the rotary.
5. What are the four Boston seasons?
Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Humidity.
6. What’s the scariest announcement for a Bostonian?
“Dunkin’ is closed today.”
7. What is a Boston surf and turf?
A bowl of clam chowder and a Fenway Frank.
8. How do you know a Bostonian is upset?
They repeat “wicked” several times.
9. What do Bostonians call a pedestrian crosswalk?
An obstacle course.
10. What’s the fastest way to clear a room full of Bostonians?
Tell them you’re a Yankees fan.
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We hope you enjoyed these 10 Boston jokes. Please let us know if you have one you want to add and please pass them along. Boston is a fun place to visit and make jokes about.
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