Las Vegas is a world of its own. Some people love it. Some people hate it. Where else in the world can you visit New York, Paris, Venice and even more places in the same day? The city has reinvented itself multiple times, from mob-run to junk bond financed corporations, from sin city to a family friendly location to an upscale foodie destination. But what never changes is its status as a gambling mecca and “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” So please enjoy these 10 Las Vegas jokes and pass them on.
Las Vegas Jokes
1. What do you call someone who says he won big in Las Vegas?
A liar.
2. How do you spot a first-timer in Las Vegas?
They think the drinks are free.
3. What do you call someone who lost everything in Las Vegas?
A visitor.
4. How do you win at slots in Las Vegas?
Don’t play.
5. What do you call a group of broke friends leaving Las Vegas?
A group of friends.
6. How do you leave Las Vegas with $1000?
Start with $10,000.
7. How do you know if someone won in Las Vegas?
They will make sure to tell you.
8. What trip can you win at a slot machine in Las Vegas?
Another trip to the ATM.
9. What else can you count in Las Vegas besides cards?
Your losses.
10. What’s the best way to avoid losing money in Las Vegas?
Don’t go.
More about Las Vegas
We hope you enjoyed these 10 Las Vegas jokes. Please let us know if you have one you want to add and please pass them along. Las Vegas is a fun place to visit and make jokes about.
Our jokes are intended for entertainment purposes only.
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